"I May Look Calm But I've Pecked You 3 Times" Funny Chicken Shirt – Angry Rooster Graphic Tee

Serve up barnyard attitude, bring instant laughs to the coop, and show off your fiery personality with the "I May Look Calm But I've Pecked You 3 Times" Chicken Shirt. Purpose-built for chicken keepers, backyard flock owners, farmers, and lovers of hilarious animal humor, this black graphic tee turns funny farm life into everyday casual fashion.

Printed on a soft, lightweight cotton-blend fabric base, this short-sleeve crewneck offers skin-friendly breathability, flexibility, and reliable shape retention against daily wear. Designed in a versatile unisex relaxed fit, the chest features a fierce retro illustration of an angry rooster with ruffled feathers paired with bold, high-contrast typography reading: "I May Look Calm But In My Head I've Pecked You 3 Times." Style it with denim jeans for morning coop chores, layer it under a plaid flannel for farmers' market runs, or wrap it up as the ultimate sarcastic gift for the chicken lover in your life.

Why Chicken Keepers & Farm Humor Fans Choose This Tee:

• Hilarious Angry Rooster Artwork: Features high-definition graphic prints showcasing a fiery vintage-style rooster paired with witty chicken-keeper humor across the chest.

• Soft & Breathable Cotton Blend: Crafted from a soft cotton-poly blend engineered for lightweight airflow, durability, and daily farm-to-town comfort.

• Versatile Casual Unisex Fit: Cut with a soft, relaxed drape that fits comfortably across all body profiles—wear true to size or size up for an oversized casual look.

• Fade & Crack-Resistant Print Quality: Direct-to-garment apparel inks penetrate blended fibers deep down—ensuring vivid rooster artwork and sharp text hold up wash after wash.

Product Specifications:

• Garment Base: Premium Soft Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

• Material: Cotton-Polyester Blend (Solid Black Base)

• Fit: Unisex Relaxed Casual Fit (True to size; size up for an oversized look)

• Neckline: Reinforced Crew Neck / Round Neck

• Theme: Funny Chicken Shirt / I May Look Calm But I've Pecked You 3 Times Tee / Angry Rooster Graphic T-Shirt / Black Short Sleeve Cotton Blend Top / Sarcastic Farmer Gift

• Fulfillment: Custom-printed and shipped directly from the USA

• Care Instructions: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the printed graphic artwork.

POD Product Note: Custom-printed fresh upon order to celebrate backyard poultry farming, spicy attitudes, and funny barnyard banter. Product images represent visual mockups to demonstrate print placement, fabric drape, and overall fit.