{"product_id":"ghosting-people-koozie","title":"Ghosting People Koozie","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"160\" data-end=\"212\"\u003eFor the emotionally unavailable — and proud of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"214\" data-end=\"510\"\u003eKeep your drink cold while you keep your distance. This koozie is made for professional ghosters, commitment-phobes, and anyone who’s mastered the art of leaving people on read. Featuring a happy little ghost and a nod to dear ol’ dad, it’s equal parts funny, relatable, and painfully accurate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"512\" data-end=\"729\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"512\" data-end=\"592\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"514\" data-end=\"592\"\u003eFits standard cans, perfect for sipping while you disappear mid-conversation\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"593\" data-end=\"656\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"595\" data-end=\"656\"\u003ePremium neoprene keeps your drink icy and your excuses cool\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"657\" data-end=\"729\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"659\" data-end=\"729\"\u003eDurable print that won’t fade — unlike your interest in texting back\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"731\" data-end=\"787\"\u003e🕳️ \u003cem data-start=\"735\" data-end=\"785\"\u003eGhosting: it’s not a phase, it’s a family trait.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luckless Outfitters","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Single Koozie","offer_id":67696098476313,"sku":"Koozie - Black - Ghosting People - Single Koozie","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Three Pack","offer_id":67696098509081,"sku":"Koozie - Black - Ghosting People - Three Pack","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/quirkandco.shop\/products\/ghosting-people-koozie","provider":"Quirk \u0026 Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}